A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. “How did this happen?” the emergency room...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and...
Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband’s insistence that they always have lovemaking in the dark. Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate...
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below...
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to do a goodnight kiss, but the guy is feeling a little excited. With an...
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom...
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and...
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy. The first man married...
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while...
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?” The father replies: “Well son, I could give...