Connect with us
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks “This guy is pretty pretentious” and proceeds to pour him...
A blonde is walking down the street with her corset open and her right melon hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, “Ma’am, are you...
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are bastard.” Another guy stands up and says “Hey…I resent that…” The first guy says,...
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out of the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord...
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a...
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, she tells her brunette girlfriend...
A pirate was talking to a “land-lubber” in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook...
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks...
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. “I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the...