There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open...
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came...
Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said...
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third...
A guy walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Ddddoc, I’ve bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III’m tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???” The doc...
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?”...
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free...
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, “I remember when your mom and I...
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a...
He said, I don’t know why you wear a corset; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said, You wear briefs, don’t you He said,...