An elderly wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for...
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates where...
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the...
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak,” says the husband....
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The...
Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy: “Teacher are you … sleeping in class?” Teacher: “No I...
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for...
There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The old women were...
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was...
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell...