Bob had been listening to his wife practicing her singing. “Honey,” he said, “I wish you’d sing the songs about Women’s Day.” “That’s nice of you,...
An elderly couple were going to bed! The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we...
A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world...
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little...
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with...
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the men’s room, then walked out through the...
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the...
A wife says, “Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds, “Who is he?” The wife answers, “Well, five years...
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks...
One day Billy called the little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh,...