Wife: Where are you? Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure? Husband:Yes. Wife : Turn on the mixer. Husband : (turns mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee…...
Boy aged: dad, I’ve decided to get married Dad: wonderful, do you have a girl in mind? Boy: yes, grandma! She said she loves me, I...
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. “Whats wrong?” asked his mother. “Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?” he...
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself...
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but...
An old lady gets on a bus. She sits in the only available seat, next to two guys with thick accents. She can’t help but overhear...
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. Why so...
The wife served breakfast to the Husband. Along with that, she gave me a tablet also and said: “Take this Paracetamol after breakfast.” Husband: “Why? I...
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked,...
Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat...