After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A,...
A couple of tourists were dining at a fine restaurant in Paris. After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter’s...
Two little boys were arguing. “My father is better than your father!” “No he’s not!” “My brother is better than your brother!” “No he’s not!” “My...
A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men....
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and...
Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says...
Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Mitsy said, “My daughter-in-Law stopped making my grandchildren send their thank you notes. Each year...
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of...
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to...
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space. When a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in...