Jack goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m having trouble getting my weapon self enjoyment. Can you help me?” After a complete examination the doctor...
A guy wandered over to a beautiful woman in a bar and started chatting her up. Not too far into the conversation he said: “Do you...
Little Johnny says, “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.” “Well,...
Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well,...
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present...
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled,...
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If I ever win the lottery, what would you do?” The wife’s respond was:...
A woman is alone at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a...
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So...
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went...