This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” “Dogs...
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,”...
A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops...
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took...
An old man is sitting on his porch when he sees a young boy walking down the street dragging something behind him. He calls out to...
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body. He goes to the hospital and is...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain”. “Just be...